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Tales From The Crawlspace 2.0

Episodes

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Nov. 18, 2023

The "Off Topic" Episode

Tonight Brad and Jack talk about what pest control techs do to decompress. Hobbies, fetishes, side gigs and shit like that! And they have a wonderful You Can Suck It for "Floorboard Friday"! Don't forget, next week will be our "Thankful" Thanksgiving episode! Send us a voice message at http://www.tftc.wtf and tell us what you're thankful for! Just tap the little microphone on the main page to leave us a message! See ya soon! Don’t forget to subscribe for new episode notifications! Find us on ...
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Nov. 11, 2023

Ask Us Anything, Again!

Possibly our longest show to date! Jack and Brad answer questions from PCHD Cheesebags and from other listeners! From serious thought provoking questions all the way to movies, bowel movements and such! Enjoy! Don’t forget to subscribe for new episode notifications! Find us on instagram @tftcpodcast and Twitter @crawlspacetales Support the showPest Control Humor Depot on Facebook Insta: @tftcpodcast TikTok: @tftc2.0 Our Website
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Nov. 4, 2023

An Evening With Karen and Chad

You know 'em, you HATE 'em. Karen and Chad... those high maintenance fuckers that just won't be pleased with anything you do. This episode celebrates our hatred for them all... ones with "Phone Balls", commercial account Chads, restaurant Karens... and the Racist Karens too! So join us as we delve into the self righteous world of Karen and Chad! Don’t forget to subscribe for new episode notifications! Find us on instagram @tftcpodcast and Twitter @crawlspacetales Support the showPest Control ...
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Oct. 29, 2023

Celebration Weekend Doubleheader Part 2: The Cheesebag Roundtable

Tonights bourbon fueled episode features several special guests! Brandon Hartloff, Kevin Wilhite and James Schulz! Most of us are at least partially wasted, so hold on for your life! We celebrate our 50th Episode tonight Don’t forget to subscribe for new episode notifications! Find us on instagram @tftcpodcast and Twitter @crawlspacetales Support the showPest Control Humor Depot on Facebook Insta: @tftcpodcast TikTok: @tftc2.0 Our Website
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Oct. 28, 2023

Celebration weekend Doubleheader Part 1: The Birthday Episode

In this episode, the birthday twins Brad and Kandyce talk about their passions... food and bugs! Our special guest (and birthday girl) Kandyce delivers THE COLDEST You Can Suck It insult yet! Stay tuned for Part 2 TOMORROW Don’t forget to subscribe for new episode notifications! Find us on instagram @tftcpodcast and Twitter @crawlspacetales Support the showPest Control Humor Depot on Facebook Insta: @tftcpodcast TikTok: @tftc2.0 Our Website
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Oct. 21, 2023

The Donnie and Marie Episode!

Jack has been waiting SOOOOOO LOOOOOOONG to do this episode! Grab your magic underwear, abstain from coffee and other stimulants, and strap in while Brad and Jack tackle the gigantic door knocking gorilla in the room! There's shady shit, morally gray stuff, masturbation and much more! And a great "You Can Suck It" story of the day! Hail Kolob! Don’t forget to subscribe for new episode notifications! Find us on instagram @tftcpodcast and Twitter @crawlspacetales Support the showPest Control ...
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Oct. 7, 2023

The MacGuyver Episode!

After a two week hiatus, Brad and Jack are BACK! Tonight they talk about tape, coat hangers, cake icing, fish and chips and several cool tips and tricks to make your job as a pest professional easier! Don’t forget to subscribe for new episode notifications! Find us on instagram @tftcpodcast and Twitter @crawlspacetales Support the showPest Control Humor Depot on Facebook Insta: @tftcpodcast TikTok: @tftc2.0 Our Website
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Sept. 16, 2023

*Not OSHA Approved

Tonights episode is about FUCK UPS. Your boss telling you to do some shady shit... losing a toe... or walking into a haze of Vikane. Stuff that OSHA would shit their pants about! Brad and Jack go off on several tangents during the show... but that's what you love about them! Don’t forget to subscribe for new episode notifications! Find us on instagram @tftcpodcast and Twitter @crawlspacetales Support the showPest Control Humor Depot on Facebook Insta: @tftcpodcast TikTok: @tftc2.0 Our Website
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Sept. 9, 2023

Oh, That's Nasty! Part Deuce

Brad and Jack had so much vile and disgusting content... they needed to make it a two part episode! even more nastiness this episode and some great You Can Suck It stories as well! Don’t forget to subscribe for new episode notifications! Find us on instagram @tftcpodcast and Twitter @crawlspacetales Support the showPest Control Humor Depot on Facebook Insta: @tftcpodcast TikTok: @tftc2.0 Our Website
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Sept. 2, 2023

Oh, That's Nasty! Part 1

Get your puke buckets out! It's gonna be disgusting! Jack and Brad share some personal sanitation PTSD stories as well as a bunch of listener submitted stories. From oozing sores to rat soup, TFTC has it all! For those who submitted stories for this episode and didn't hear it tonight? Fear not... we have a whole other episode coming next week! Don’t forget to subscribe for new episode notifications! Find us on instagram @tftcpodcast and Twitter @crawlspacetales Support the showPest Control Hum...
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Aug. 26, 2023

TFTC Presents: The Cheesebag Angels!

Join Brad and Jack as they interrogate Kandyce and Paula this episode! Candace was sent on a super secret mission, so we will hopefully get her back for another episode. From their pest control origins to Paulas hemorrhoids... we cover it all! Don’t forget to subscribe for new episode notifications! Find us on instagram @tftcpodcast and Twitter @crawlspacetales Support the show Pest Control Humor Depot on Facebook Insta: @tftcpodcast TikTok: @tftc2.0 Our Website
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Aug. 19, 2023

The Feel Good Episode!

With all the bitching and complaining we do, sometimes it's nice to celebrate the good shit in life! Tonight, Brad and Jack talk about the stuff that makes us and listeners feel good. About the podcast, about The Depot... about anything! Don’t forget to subscribe for new episode notifications! Find us on instagram @tftcpodcast and Twitter @crawlspacetales Support the showPest Control Humor Depot on Facebook Insta: @tftcpodcast TikTok: @tftc2.0 Our Website
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Aug. 12, 2023

Ant This About A Bitch!

The name says it all! Ants! We have some great submissions from listeners, a lot of targets that Brad and Jack wander off on... and our FIRST "You Can Suck It" story of the day! Enjoy! Beyond the Shadows Join us as we delve into our favorite dark tales and paranormal mysteries. Venture with... Listen on: Apple Podcasts Spotify Don’t forget to subscribe for new episode notifications! Find us on instagram @tftcpodcast and Twitter @crawlspacetales Support the showPest Control Humor Depot on Face...
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Aug. 5, 2023

The International Episode!!!

Strap in and hold on for one of our best shows EVER!!! Jack and Brad have the honor of hosting Cheesebags from Brazil, Australia and New Zealand! We talk about everything from massive rodent infestations, spiders that give you a boner before you die, scorpions and the universal pest... ASSHOLE customers! So join us for a trip around the world! (Not that kind, you damn perverts) Don’t forget to subscribe for new episode notifications! Find us on instagram @tftcpodcast and Twitter @crawlspaceta...
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July 29, 2023

Mad Min

Brad hosts solo (mostly) because Jack was stuck in a damn TORNADO! (he's fine) and tonights special guest is a former office manager of Jacks... Chele! and lets not forget a brief visit by The Man, The Myth, The Legend...Schultzy! Brad, Chele and Schultzy talk about the perils and headaches of every pest offices first line of defense, The Office Admin! They are the real heroes here. Fielding all the BS calls and complaints before they ever make it out to the field. Don’t forget to subscribe f...
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July 22, 2023

You Can Suck It!

Prepare for an EPIC episode that involves Menudo, The Mafia, Dirk Diggler and Marge Simpson! Oh! And grab your tissues...Jack got a new microphone and is sounding SEXYYYYYYY! All the shit you've wanted to say, but haven't been able to... that's what this episode is all about. Telling all the asshats you've worked with/for to SUCK IT! ENJOY! Don’t forget to subscribe for new episode notifications! Find us on instagram @tftcpodcast and Twitter @crawlspacetales Support the showPest Control Humor...
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July 8, 2023

Tales from the Rat Hole

Tonight, Brad and Jack have a shit ton of rodent stories... both personally and from our listeners! From rat stomping to ZP Weenies and more, the show is full of rodent nastiness. And we have a surprise for ya on this episode! Don’t forget to subscribe for new episode notifications! Find us on instagram @tftcpodcast and Twitter OlrdDxN1VRUUiktontj7 Pest Control Humor Depot on Facebook Insta: @tftcpodcast TikTok: @tftc2.0 Our Website
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July 1, 2023

Blatta~Touille: The Cockroach Episode

The long awaited subject matter has arrived! We got some great international roach stories and some nasty personal experiences as well. (please forgive how loud Jack is... trying out a new mic and its loud as FUCK) Don’t forget to subscribe for new episode notifications! Find us on instagram @tftcpodcast and Twitter @crawlspacetales Pest Control Humor Depot on Facebook Insta: @tftcpodcast TikTok: @tftc2.0 Our Website
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June 17, 2023

The Bedbug Episode!

Get ready for nastiness! From bedbugs on your junk to the little blood sucking parasites running from room to room avoiding treatment! Brad reads A TON of listener submitted stories and Jack talks about his trip to NYC and THE PCT MAGAZINE ARTICLE!!!!! See the article HERE Don’t forget to subscribe for new episode notifications! Find us on instagram @tftcpodcast and Twitter @crawlspacetales Pest Control Humor Depot on Facebook Insta: @tftcpodcast TikTok: @tftc2.0 Our Website
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June 2, 2023

Hotel of Horror!!!

From a beautiful mountainside resort in West Virginia, a thoroughly pickled Brad and a recovering from the prior nights merry making Jack bring you a show about the Horrors of Hotel/Motel services! We have hookers, bed bugs, asshole motel owners and much more! Great stories were submitted from the Pest Control Humor Depot and our podcast Instagram account! Don’t forget to subscribe for new episode notifications! Find us on instagram @tftcpodcast and Twitter @crawlspacetales Pest Control Humor ...
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May 27, 2023

Take This Job And Shove It!!!

Tonight, we have a TON of great "I Quit" stories! From just bouncing with no notice, to shitting on windshields! And it just so happens to be Brads final day at "The Scarlet Letter"! Did anyone have any idea that Oly Ivy had his own company??? Why didn't anyone tell me? WTF? Please check out our podcast friends at "The Brain The Buff The Blonde" Its some really cool movie reviews, and worth a listen! Beyond the Shadows Join us as we delve into our favorite dark tales and paranormal mysteries. ...
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May 13, 2023

An Evening With Issa Tater

We have warned you for weeks! Here he is! Catching marmots, flooding laundry rooms and eating ass on the first date! The one... the only... ISSA TATER!!! We pelt Issa with all the standard questions for all of our guests, and then some. Issa doesn't disappoint! Don't forget to check out The Beers Of War Podcast starring PCHDs very own Cheesebag, Brandon! Don’t forget to subscribe for new episode notifications! Find us on instagram @tftcpodcast and Twitter @crawlspacetales Insta: @tftcpodc...
Guest: Issa Tater
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May 5, 2023

Ask Us Anything!!!!!

As always, our Cheesebag listeners have come thru with some great questions! I know we told ya we were gonna do 30 minute episodes during the busy season... but we couldn't help ourselves. Buckle up for some great questions and even better answers! Thanks to everyone who submitted questions! Don't forget to show some love to our podcast creator friends at "Sh!t That Goes On In Our Heads"! You can find them here Don’t forget to subscribe for new episode notifications! Find us on instagram @tftcp...
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April 22, 2023

Tales From The Crawlspace(s)!

Is the episode name redundant? Yes! Do we give a shit? NO! On this episode, Brad and Jack talk about all the strange, disgusting, terrifying and funny things found in crawlspaces. While I've got ya here reading, check out our friends over at the Chicken Delta Phi podcast https://chickeydeltaphipodcast.buzzsprout.com because it's a pretty damn cool show! Give them some love! Don’t forget to subscribe for new episode notifications! Find us on instagram @tftcpodcast and Twitter @crawlspacetales ...